Six Days on the Road

thWETP5JLM  Download Instrumental    Jason is from Spencer, Wisconsin.. I have no idea where that is (other than Wisconsin), but the man wants backup tracks to a song called “Six Days on the Road”.  It’s a song almost anyone can sing… and that’s right up my alley.

The funny thing is…. the artist who had a huge hit with this song in 1963 was Dave Dudley – also from Spencer, Wisconsin.  Could this be the reason Jason is so anxious to get these backups?  None of my business.  Dudley built a career out of truck-driving songs even though he had never set foot inside a semi.  His songs included “One More Mile”, “Trucker’s Prayer” and “Truck Driver’s Waltz”.  His musical influence was behind the Burt Reynolds movie Smokey and the Bandit  and had an impact on a whole new generation of musicians.  His last single, released in 1980, was “Rolaids, Doan’s Pills, and Preparation H” (think about it).

The melody to this tune is a little repetitive, but it’s the words that make the song.  My favorite verse includes the lines: “I could have a lot of women but I’m not like some other guys/ I could find one to hold me tight, but I could never make believe it’s right”.  Imagine that – a trucker who doesn’t have the morals of an alley cat.  Refreshing…

[It’s on the Country List]

Cry Me A River

th8EDIPLV8  Download    It’s 2:30 in the morning at a small but popular club in Boca Raton.  The last of the customers had finally stumbled out the door and the band was packing up after a high-energy night.  I had just closed up the piano and my Hammond B3 (the sweetest-sounding organ on the planet).  I was still trying to get used to playing piano with one hand and organ with the other, but it was coming along.

I sat down at a corner table and sipped on my last scotch of the night.  The bass player was still onstage plucking out a song that was familiar, but I couldn’t quite place it.  The drummer was over by the bar chatting up the waitress.  “Good luck with that one,”  I thought.  John, my horn player and best friend, dropped into the seat across from me..  ” ‘Yakety Sax’  sounded like a funeral dirge tonight, ” was all I could think of to say.  He gave me a sad smile and said, “Yeah, I know.”

“She was in the crowd tonight.”

He looked up at me.  “I saw her.  So?”

“Well,” I said, “she wants you back.”

John thought about that for a minute.  He looked toward the stage and seemed to be listening to whatever song the bass man was working on.  “You think she wants to come back, huh?”  I nodded.  “Not this time,” he replied and ambled toward the stage.  I watched him pick up his tenor and adjust his mic.  I sighed… then joined him on stage.  My drummer soon followed, abandoning his love interest.

There’s nothing like the call of “just one more song”, especially when the place is closed, quiet, and safe.  After that, we all left by the same door, each heading off in different directions.  Tomorrow night, we’d come together and do it all again.

 

It’s Rod Stewart’s Fault!

6325056    Disco died in 1978 – and the man to blame for its demise is Rod Stewart – and this song. “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” brought an end to the disco era simply because Mr. Stewart was never supposed to dip his toe in the tainted pool of disco music.  Rod had earned a reputation as a hard-rocking party animal and this was what his fans expected – not a Saturday Night Fever rerun with him gyrating around in spandex pants – very disturbing.  This song was simply the last straw and we weren’t going to take it anymore!

But, I’ll have to admit, in the seventies I enjoyed that pounding beat with the bass and drums simultaneously driving you to the dance floor.  There was just something about the whole scene that was intoxicating (quite literally) and I spent many a night under the disco ball – and many nights playing that crap so other people could dance.  It was fun and reasonably innocent and I’d take those days back in a hot minute.  So, naturally, we have some disco in our repertoire… and you should too.

There was no saxophone in the original, but this arrangement has a nice tenor in the back half just to make it more interesting…. and longer, so your people can dance an extra two minutes or so.  And if they’re wearing spandex – even better.

Stairway to Heaven

thT990W3IE  Download Instrumental    A chap from Australia (they call themselves “chaps” over there – I love that) wanted me to do backups for this Zed Zeppelin classic that are exactly like the original.  Okay, no problem there, but I have to wonder why one guy performing alone on stage would attempt this particular tune.  Would be interesting to see.

“Stairway to Heaven” is considered the greatest rock song of all time.  I can’t for the life of me figure out why.  The “meat and potatoes” of any good rock’n’roll piece are the drums and bass (and a wonderful growling guitar) – the more gut-wrenching the better.  You want that beat to get down into the pit of your stomach and pick you up and transport you onto the dance floor with no help from your legs.  “Smoke on the Water” by Deep Purple and “All Right Now” by Free  (Trump is using this one as his theme song) are examples of what rock music is all about – not this boring Zeppelin tune.

For one thing, you don’t hear a smidgen of bass or drums until you’ve waded through 84 bars of acoustic guitar and vocal whining.  When you finally do get a beat, the event is mediocre at best.  And the lead guitar?  Not until the 116th measure.  And then, instead of building to a climax, it drops off to nothing but that tepid vocal to end the song.   This is the greatest rock masterpiece ever?  I don’t think so – but here ya go Australia. [Pop/Rock List]

Now, a chap named Pat Boone (not from Australia – I just like that word “chap”) did a cover of “Stairway” that is just awful.  It starts out pretty good – nice orchestration – but then Mr. Boone turns it into a swing tune and it’s downhill from there.  Good for a chuckle….

Great Balls of Fire

thSE725YHW  Download    There’s this thing in piano playing called a “gliss”, and Jerry Lee Lewis perfected it to an art form. A “glissando” is performed by sliding one or more fingers rapidly down or up the keys of a piano or strings of a harp.  Jerry Lee tended to use this technique a tad too much, but that’s what we call “flair”… I guess.  I tried to put in the exact same number of glissandos as he did on the piano track, but I think I overdid them too.  They’re addictive!

“Great Balls of Fire” became Lewis’ signature song, which was a perfect fit for his incendiary style (no pun intended).  Lewis was extremely reluctant to record this tune as it was packed full of sexual innuendo.  I suppose in 1957 that was a huge deal, especially since he had grown up in a very religious household.  Yet, the same month “Great Balls” was released, he married the 13-year-old daughter of his bass player – who just happened to be his cousin.  Hmmmmm…  so much for taking the high road.

Never mind all that.  This is a great ice-breaker if your crowd is getting a little sleepy – which, by the way, would be your fault.  So liven ’em up with this raucous piece and follow it with “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On”, another of Jerry Lee’s number one hits.  If they’re still sleepy after these two songs, you better pack up and go home – it’s hopeless.

 

Me and Mrs. Jones

thDP8QBONI  Download Instrumental    Now, how does a song about marital infidelity ever get to be so popular?  Two reasons:  a slick arrangement and everybody loves a “forbidden” subject now and then.  Personally, I love the clever piano licks spread throughout the song like sprinkles on ice cream.  This one was fun to do.

“Me and Mrs. Jones – we got a thing going on”.  Yes, they certainly do.  They meet every day at the same cafe and must take care to make sure nobody knows she’s there.  This story line is unique in the fact that it’s told from the lovers point of view.  A hint about what’s coming up in the song lies in the 16 bar intro.  The saxophone plays the first line of the 1953 Doris Day hit Secret Love – “Once, I had a secret love”.  I also threw it in at the very last on the vocal (harmonica) track just for kicks.   Of course, if you weren’t of a certain age you would have never picked up on that clue.

A one-hit wonder by the name of Billy Paul recorded this one.  He only had this one success because he’s an idiot.  Take a look below at the official video of “Me and Mrs. Jones”.  The man never once takes that cigarette/joint/whatever out of his mouth.  An incredible feat, but extremely tacky. Also,  Michael Buble did a great cover of this one – worth checking out.

Take This Job…

th5EJF00A8  Download    One night, several years ago, my nightclub gigs came to an abrupt halt. After 30 years of making a decent living playing beach bars and clubs and Holiday Inns – with a couple breaks for ill-advised adventures – I finally decided that enough was enough. I wish I had been doing “Take This Job and Shove It” at that time but, unfortunately, I wasn’t. It would have been the perfect exit song that night.

It was a Thursday evening at a Gulf Shores beach bar.  Things were going nicely.  The first set was well-received and I was launching into my second set when three lawyers (regulars at the bar and quite drunk) approached the stage and demanded I do “Margaritaville”.   Well, I had done that song in my first set so I told ’em I would do it again “just for them” in the third set (I was being nice I really was).  That wasn’t good enough apparently and they became belligerent.  Since  I don’t react well to attitudes, an argument ensued and ended when one of the idiots poured a full drink into my keyboard.  They took off and it was then a little voice in my head said “No Mas!  No more of this kind of crap!  I’m done!”

So now I sit in my little studio and write backing tracks for other musicians and singers.  It’s so lonely in here – I don’t interact with sax players or drummers or guitarists – it’s so dark with the only light being a spot over the piano – no backup singers or stage managers – no crowd to entertain –  it’s just me now…..(sigh)…. I LOVE IT!!!!  So all you young players hitting those bars for the next twenty years, keep this sequence on file for that inevitable night when you finally get sick of it all.  What did I use for my last song on that final night?  “Good Bye Yellow Brick Road” by Elton John.  The significance escapes me now, but it seemed right at the time.

Take this job and shove it – I ain’t playin’ here no more…

[Country List]

Bridge Over Troubled Waters

th296HFTUD  Download Instrumental    Okay, maybe I went a little overboard on the orchestra on this one, but a song like this just screams for super dynamics. And that means violins, tubas, and oboes galore – love ’em!

It’s a rare phenomenon when a song – even a huge hit like “Bridge Over Troubled Waters” – has such emotional power that it affects people worldwide for generations.  Within a month of its release in January of 1970 it sailed to the top of the Billboard charts and stayed there for six weeks.  It was a time of turmoil in this country over the Vietnam War with protests in the streets that usually turned violent.  Paul Simon’s lyrics and music seemed to cool the savage beast of unrest and Garfunkel’s tenor joining in on the third verse brought a general feeling of “coming together”.  That’s the highlight of the song in my opinion – that third verse – “Sail On Silver Girl”!

Trying to exactly duplicate Simon’s arrangement is well nigh impossible, so I just went with what I felt.  That’s usually a mistake and results in over dramatization, but this still might work well for a singer in the right venue.  It’s fairly easy to sing as Paul Simon rarely ventures more than 5 or 6 notes from the tonic and it’s certainly recognizable.  Bring it out at the top of your last set and your crowd will sigh just a little when they hear “When you’re weary – feelin’ small”.  Gives a body goose bumps, it does.

King of the Road

thPNTPDZ8W  Download Instrumental    You should have a few “novelty” songs in your set list, just for fun (like I always say). These are goofy little songs that have no redeeming social value whatsoever and are arranged to please you – not to mimic the original artist.  “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” would be one of those tunes, and so is this Roger Miller classic.

Miller was inspired to write this song in 1964 when he was driving down a highway and saw a sign that read “Trailer for Sale or Rent”, which is the opening line of this crossover hit.  The lyrics trace the day-to-day activities of a hobo who obviously revels in his freedom despite being poor and constantly on the move.  Ironically, he refers to himself as the “King of the Road”.

Most of the time, your crowd will sing along with this one, and that’s not a bad thing at all.  I used claps instead of finger snaps simply because it inspires more audience participation.  Finger snaps are just too cool and beatnik-like to get an audience to join in.  Besides, not everybody can snap their fingers with authority, but everybody can clap – or at least pound on something.   The wood blocks give it a slightly “horseback riding” feel, but I think it works.  Trot this one out (no pun intended) for your toughest room and watch them have fun with it.  That’s what it’s all about, folks.

Good-Hearted Woman

thTI6RMHRP  Download Instrumental    Country music was never my style, but I do enjoy throwing one in the mix now and then. This is one of my favorites just because it’s fun… and I love fun!

Waylon Jennings began writing “Good-Hearted Woman” while staying at a Ft. Worth, Texas motel in 1969.  He had read an article in a magazine about Tina Turner -“a good-hearted woman loving two-timing men” – a reference to Ike Turner.  Just so happened, Willie Nelson was at the same motel (what are the odds?) and Jennings sought him out to tell him about this song he wanted to write.  He found Nelson in a poker game, joined the table, and the two men took turns throwing out a line at each deal of the cards while Willie’s wife furiously wrote down the lyrics.  When Jennings drew to an improbable inside straight, he got his inspiration for the hook of the song.  “Say, Willie,” (he called him Willie), “what say we change it from two-timin’ to good-timin’ man – sounds friendlier somehow”.

Now you know the rest of the story…

See Waylon and Willie and Chet do the song below:

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=waylon+and+willie+good+hearted+woman&view=detail&mid=01A304D82121CE20CBED01A304D82121CE20CBED&FORM=VIRE